May 2013
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May 13th
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dontkickthepj: why does our period have to last an entire week like seriously after an hour i know i’m not pregnant let’s move on now pls this is unnecessary This.
May 7th
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April 2013
2 posts
Apr 28th
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avocado day 1: nope
avocado day 2: nope
avocado day 3: nope
avocado day 4: nope
avocado day 5: nopeRIPE
avocado day 6: rotten
Apr 21st
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September 2012
1 post
4 days!
So yeah my boyfriend is coming in 4 days!! I are so excite. :) I think this is what I finally need and want. Happinesssss <3
Sep 3rd
June 2012
9 posts
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THANK YOU, CHATROULETTE
So, I just had an hours-long conversation with THE MOST AMAZING stranger. We met on Chatroulette. I know, I know. Terrible. But skipping all those penises was well worth it. This guy was seriously awesome. I think I fell in love for a few hours. I haven’t laughed that much in so long. Even though we don’t know anything too substantial about each other, I hope I meet him someday. ...
Jun 24th
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Jun 13th
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Jun 12th
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Jun 11th
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Jun 11th
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Jun 11th
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Jun 8th
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Watching SYTYCD and holy cows. Cole Horibe = UNF. So many emotions! The Exorcist made me cry. The twins were hilarious. And Eliana’s solo was Mag. That is all. (Mad props to all my fellow dancers. I can’t wait to be back with you all! <3)
Jun 7th
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Jun 3rd
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May 2012
87 posts
3 tags
May 30th
341 notes
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Shopping spree! Even though women’s clothing is an instrument of torture, I am determined to proceed. New jeans, multiple pairs of shoes (dare I say…fuschia?!), even a DRESS for god’s sake! I never do anything for myself so this feels really good, except for handing over my credit card :( With mom back I definitely need the relief. Finally guna head back to the gym and MFP after...
May 29th
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May 17th
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“Good luck passing your exam, Winger. At one point I was teaching you Klingon!”
– Senor Chang, Community
May 15th
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May 15th
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May 15th
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May 15th
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Pedantic Persiflage: The Dread →
pedanticpersiflage: “I want a divorce.” As I said it, I felt like I didn’t mean it. I mean, it’s not like the fight we were involved in was any different than the rest of them. I worked too much. I didn’t tell her I loved her enough. I didn’t spend enough time with the kids. But as much as she…
May 15th
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May 15th
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May 15th
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May 15th
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May 15th
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May 15th
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Wings
atreyubat: I have wings  but they don’t help and they don’t lift me off the ground I choke on feathers when the sound of silence wraps me up in gauzy spiderwebs and the voices in my head have enough room to stretch out relax, and tear apart the resolve with their poison claws  I have wings  but they don’t help I’m not immune to gravity and I choke on feathers while gravity pulls me...
May 15th
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May 15th
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May 15th
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May 15th
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May 15th
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May 15th
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May 15th
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May 15th
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May 15th
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May 15th
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May 15th
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May 15th
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May 15th
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May 15th
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May 13th
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May 13th
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May 12th
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May 12th
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I literally do not sleep anymore. I’ll go days at a time without catching a wink, and when I finally do it’s usually from dawn until sundown. True vamp style. I need to get back on track, hate missing productivity during the actual day. The same goes for my diet, which I have been unscrupulously neglectful of -.- SN: The boss kinda gave me a compliment. :] Even though I do overtime...
May 11th
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May 11th
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May 11th
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“The quality of mercy is not strain’d, It droppeth as the gentle rain from...”
– The Merchant of Venice (4.1.184-202) Portia’s monologue on mercy (via alwaysiambic)
May 11th
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May 11th
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